rooge McDuck, Bah Humbug, poor me, 2008 Christmas list. So if you need an idea of what to get me, refer to the list below.All I want for Christmas is:
- A job
- A paycheck
- Health Insurance
- A place to live (preferably with a bed)
- A goddamn unemployment check
- A car
- A freakin interview, anywhere
- A couch
- A plan
- An Evite to something NOT on the only day this entire month I already have something planned
- A cuddle buddy...apparently
6 comments:
oh no....the evite i sent you was for the 6th :( sorry dude...
haha, ive honestly received 5 evites for the 6th.
How does one 'apparently' need a cuddle buddy. Did someone walk up to you and say 'hey, you look like you need a cuddle buddy?'
My psychic powers predict "cuddle buddy" came from Ryan's mother.
"apparently" - based on how bitter the list seems to be. I thought that was kinda obvious, but I thinks youre just naturally as bitter about the whole holidays thing as i am.
no tommy, not from mama rowe
So Rowe my searching for a witty quip ended me up here http://www.cuddlepartysf.com/
...AND NOW IM VERY SCARED
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