Wednesday, December 3, 2008

All I Want for Christmas

I fuggin' hate the holidays. But I'm kind of in the list-making mood. So below is my Scrooge McDuck, Bah Humbug, poor me, 2008 Christmas list. So if you need an idea of what to get me, refer to the list below.

All I want for Christmas is:
  • A job
  • A paycheck
  • Health Insurance
  • A place to live (preferably with a bed)
  • A goddamn unemployment check
  • A car
  • A freakin interview, anywhere
  • A couch
  • A plan
  • An Evite to something NOT on the only day this entire month I already have something planned
  • A cuddle buddy...apparently


Jen said...

oh no....the evite i sent you was for the 6th :( sorry dude...

*RyRowe* said...

haha, ive honestly received 5 evites for the 6th.

Sheyna Greenamyer said...

How does one 'apparently' need a cuddle buddy. Did someone walk up to you and say 'hey, you look like you need a cuddle buddy?'

TheTOB said...

My psychic powers predict "cuddle buddy" came from Ryan's mother.

*RyRowe* said...

"apparently" - based on how bitter the list seems to be. I thought that was kinda obvious, but I thinks youre just naturally as bitter about the whole holidays thing as i am.

no tommy, not from mama rowe

Big Deal said...

So Rowe my searching for a witty quip ended me up here