Monday, March 10, 2008

Classy guy, Ludacris. Classy guy.

I found this map, which documents the area codes in which the rapper Ludacris claims to have "ho's". The site is Strangemaps. The conclusions to be made are below:
  • Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.
  • Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.
  • There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.
  • Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.
  • Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.
  • Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.
  • Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.

3 comments:

TheTOB said...

Even *I* have a ho in Reno, and Luda don't?

Ben said...

Is anyone else who was been to AZ shocked by Luda lack of hoes there?

Lisa said...

The most logical conclusion I can come up with is that you must have scored very well on your AP Government exam.