Monday, September 8, 2008

New Rule...

Here is a new segment I'd like to introduce to you called "New Rule...".
It will contain one or more "rules" I deem necessary to progress as a nation and avoid the Orange County-fication of our culture and society.
No law-making here, leave that to the people who actually know what they're doing..or should know what they're doing. These are rules that shall be implemented (once I think of enough), when and if I am ever King of America.
Without further ado;

New Rule...
1) You may only play a doctor in prescription drug commercials IF you are actually a doctor.

2) You may only say you have herpes in a prescription drug commercial IF you actually have herpes.

That is all for now.


Big Deal said...

I think your herpes rule needs to be rethought.
Only actors who are very desperate for work do herpes commercials as it basically guarantees that they will never do anything meaningful.
Those same actors next option if they aren't allowed to do the comericals is suck some homeless d down on Sunset. Sucking homeless d propagates the herpes virus. Which in turn leads to more commercials and increases demand for these actors.

Basically I think you could create a herpes epidemic with your law.

P.S. A wise man once told me that Herpes are only funny until you think you have them

*RyRowe* said...

Nearsightedness...that is where you fail to see the plan.
Sure, there may be a few more cases in the short term, but in the long run, we'd have less bottom-feeding actors and less herp. i dont feel like 'splaining right now, im tired.

Sheyna Greenamyer said...

Love the new rule idea! Can others come up with rules or it it limited to the twisted mind of Ryan?

*RyRowe* said...

you may propose, i will give all rules consideration and give proper credit where credit is due.
actually, how about a rule contest?

winner gets, prize to be named later?

Sheyna Greenamyer said...

hmmmmmm... How about: You aren't not allowed to answer the phone unless you speak the language properly.

I feel I can get more creative than that. Give me time.

*RyRowe* said...

Thats a terrible rule. You now must submit 2 good rules before I consider ONE.

TheTOB said...

With that double negative, I'm not even sure what she meant.

*RyRowe* said...

Lets just pretend shes learning English as a 2nd language.

TheTOB said...

So...under her rule she can't answer the phone? You have to love the fact that she stepped up and made a rule that negatively impacts herself.