Here is a new segment I'd like to introduce to you called "New Rule...".
It will contain one or more "rules" I deem necessary to progress as a nation and avoid the Orange County-fication of our culture and society.
No law-making here, leave that to the people who actually know what they're doing..or should know what they're doing. These are rules that shall be implemented (once I think of enough), when and if I am ever King of America.
Without further ado;
1) You may only play a doctor in prescription drug commercials IF you are actually a doctor.
2) You may only say you have herpes in a prescription drug commercial IF you actually have herpes.
That is all for now.